i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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