I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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