Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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