I need help removing her.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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