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Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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