Dude, I was completely sober last night, didn't puke on my shoes, went home with an incredibly beautiful girl, wore a condom, and didn't wake up in a puddle of urine this morning.
hah, sarcasm, classic
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
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