i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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