Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Please don't give away my fajitas
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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