Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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