I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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