There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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