Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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