ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
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Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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