Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
either way he was missing a nipple.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
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