Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
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