My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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