We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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