so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Do vagina's smell?
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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