Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
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