I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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