I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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