I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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