After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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