Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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