Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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