Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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