I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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