Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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