We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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