If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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