we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
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I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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