its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I just want to make out with him forever
He? As in you personified your dick?
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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