Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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