is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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