For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
You don't make any sense
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