i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
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