So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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