yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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