You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
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