I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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