Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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