sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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