I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
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