I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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