Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I just want nice things and good sex
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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