The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
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