doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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