so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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