I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Randomize
