This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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